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Written by RT on Friday, August 6, 2010 at 11:22 PM
Asian Jersey Shore
Written by RT on Friday, July 16, 2010 at 1:56 PM
WHAT THE FUCK !
Asian Jersey Shore ?!?! I Can't help to hate a bit on this !!!
In an interview, Tyrese claims he has good intentions. His logic states, black people gained exposure through the entertainment industry, so therefore so can Asians.
The happy yellow fucker in me is like, "Yeah Asian people on TV!"
The cynical mother fucker thinks, "Exploitation of Asians for self-interest and business opportunities!"
Come on JERSEY SHORE is a hit !! I agree, I love that freaking show !!! Trash TV at its BEST !!!
But does this type of show really have a place in the Asian community ?
I'm happy for my peoples to get their own reality show, as well for some national exposure.
The Guidos brought you into this new world of, tanning, muscles, hair spray, creeping and fist pumping... what are this Asian cast going to bring?
The foundation of "Jersey Shores" success was the stupid drama, the sex, the scandals, the punching of Women...
Therefore, if you try to re-create this how is it going to have a positive portrayal of Asian People ?
Just ask Italian Americans how they feel about being portrayed as Fist Pumping Guidos.
Isn't it possible, to re-create the show without such Trash ? Throw in a show with Community Channel (Natalie Tran), Niga Higa (Ryan Higa), Yao Ming, Yuri Tag, Hot Dog eating champ Kobayashi, and the Wonder Girls. Who wouldn't want to watch that?!! You don't need to mimic that trashy Jersey Shore culture ! You gave have Asians with big personalities without being "Drinking Party People"
What adds more proof to the cynicism in me, is that the cast they chose recently, really reflects the same style and personality of Jersey shore. They have their Meat Heats, and the Skanks. If Tila Tequila didn't open up the world to reaffirm "Skanky Asians" thought.... these girls look like their on pace....
"Snooki has nude photos on the internet, so shall I"
"I need to take my shirt off to drink beer"
"Choking, Swallowing... all those years of Kumon has paid off..."
OK I may be a little harsh, I haven't seen an episode of the show yet, so I should give them the benefit that it'll be also a cool show.
As retarded as the Jersey Shore cast is, their is some loveability in them. If it wasn't for the show, I personally would still hold some discrimination towards Guido & Gino's. Therefore, this "Asian Jersey Shore" could be that opening to Asians in a new lime light and not just as martial artists, math nerds and Asian porn stars.
What the fuck can you really do ? This show is going to happen, so all can do is wish the show well....... "Make us proud Yellow Faces"
URBANASIAN OLYMPIANS OF 2010
Written by RT on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Vancouver 2010
The 2010 Olympics finally arrived! However, with all random competitions many might not be interested in, along with many unknown athletes, what makes it so exciting? Say you're from the Philippines, who can you cheer for? I've compiled a quick list of star urbanasians, that you can look out for, and have a bit more interesting people and event to look forward to at the Winter Olympics.
Apolo Anton Ohno (Speed Skating) - Already an Olympic Champion winning Gold at Salt Like City and Turin. Ohno is not only a champ in speed skating, he is also quite the dancer; winning the reality show "Dancing with the Stars" in 2007.
Updated Result: Feb 13 - (Mens 1500m) : Silver Medal
Jackie Brown (Freestyle Skiing) - No relation to Samuel L Jackson, don't know much about her, her best world cup result was 4th place. However, when googl'ing her, these were some of her top photos haha hopefully she'll have a better result this time...
"See I get high later on when I come back, see I get high at NIGHT, when I get through with all my business."
- Jackie Brown
Updated : 5th place
Julie Chu (Hockey) - Choo Choo !! I gotta jump on this train, she's the first ever Asian American to play for the U.S Olympic Hockey Team. She's the all time leading scorer in NCAA history, a Honors Havard Grad, this could be her last year, so tune in, and watch Canada put her away.
"Julie.... I Chu Chu Choose you!"
Yuko Kavaguti (Pairs Figure Skating) - She represented her homeland Japan, She Represented her home USA... so whats next? Time to represent Russia? Since Japan doesn't allow dual-citizenship, she had to give it up, along with her Russian citizenship came a couple shots of vodka and some coupons for name changes. She is now known as Yuko Kavagui and no longer Yuko Kawaguchi.
Updated Result (Feb 15th) : 4th Place
"girls think: "wow shes so flexible""
"guys think: "wow she's so flexible"
"no comment"
Keauna McLaughlin (Figure Skating) - Its safe to say she's a dime. I mean she has to be, she's living up to a country who brought such Asian American Figure skaters as Michelle Kwan and Kristi Yamaguchi. Maybe we'll see her in singles competition one day.
"along with fame comes photos with creepy stalker guy"
Cheltzie Lee (Figure Skating) - Aussie Aussie Aussie.... Oi Oi Oi , Cheltzie is one of the new geneations of what I call the "Tiger Woods" breeds. What I mean is she's a mixed race, and brings a dangerous combo of the athleticism of African Americans, and the intellect and hard core work ethic of Asians.
Cheltzie Lee (Figure Skating) - Aussie Aussie Aussie.... Oi Oi Oi , Cheltzie is one of the new geneations of what I call the "Tiger Woods" breeds. What I mean is she's a mixed race, and brings a dangerous combo of the athleticism of African Americans, and the intellect and hard core work ethic of Asians.
Dennis Ten (Figure Skating) - Representing Kazakhstan? His Bio states he's of partial Korean Descent (His great great grandfather). He was able toe earn 2 spots for Kazakhstan at the 2009 World Figure Skating Championships, its the first time ever for Kazakhstan. There are enough Kazakhstan jokes I could throw in here, but instead i'll just recommend "Borat" he killed them enough....
Update : 11th Place
Kazhstanians would say this move is "verry verryyy niceee"
Caroline Zhang (Figure Skating) - At the tender age of 16, this happy-go-lucky teenager is a rising star with amazing potential. She came third place in the Four Continents Championship.Currently, she trains in the East West Ice Palace, which is owned by Michelle Kwan's Family.
Mirai Nagasu (Figure Skating) - This cute young jail bait won the 2008 US championships over Caroline. However Caroline Zhang now has the recruitment of the Kwan family. Will Kristi Yamaguchi take her under her wing? Sounds like some great drama, a modern day Sino-Japan war in the US!!
Christina and William Beier (Pairs Figure Skating) - Half-Filipino, Half-German, this brother sister duo is deadly just to look at. Christina is a fine dime, William... he's ok I guess. Having won the German National Championships 4 times, these siblings are ready to Fuck Shit Up!
Allison Reed (Figure Skating) - Born in states, His mother is of Japanese decent, Dad is American. While she competes for Georgia, her sister Cathy Reed who is also competing, is representing Japan.... man what's next? african baby from mexico who only eats italian food?
Kimiko Zakreski (Snowboard) - It's no secret, Canadians have beautiful women, Kimiko be thy name. Not only is she possibly the most attractive girl in the Olympics, she's also a pretty damn good Snowboarder too. Having won 1st in the Korea World cup, 2nd twice in the FIS world cup, she looks to represent Canada with a medal. But honestly, she's representing Canada already! Work it girl !!!
Text Messaging Athlete Champions of the Universe
Written by RT on Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 7:40 PM
The team of 17-year-old Bae Yeong Ho and 18-year-old Ha Mok Min went thumb-to-thumb against competitors from more than a dozen countries to win the title in a competition Thursday in New York City.
These two Koreans take out last years US National Champ! Whats gives Koreans the edge in texting? I can't think of much, All I can think of is that Asians do have nice small hands that fit perfectly for pocket sized phones, in which I automatically think of this video
But how'd the Koreans manage to beat the Japanese,The most technological phone savy country in the world? Or the Chinese who have one hundred trillion multi-billion users.... by laws of percentages, shouldn't the Chinese win? I have yet to figure it out ....
Do you have an answer? text it to me....
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Unlesah the Tiger into your Woods
Written by RT on Wednesday, December 9, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Wait, why we talking about Tiger woods?
Don't forget he's 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Thai, and only 1/4 African American (1/8 dutch, 1/8 native american).
But funny how he's considered Black!
So why is everyone making such a big deal of his Yellow ass?
The truth is that it all started when they stopped calling him Eldrick, and started referring to him as TIGER.
Does this kid look like a Tiger to you? Skinny, nerdy, little Eldrick, was trained for something greater then what he realized. To be a Killer, to be Aggressive, to be Vicious, to be a TIGER! I mean if his parents didn't want that ferocity out of him, they could of called anything from " Antelope to Zebra", but they went with "how to train A tiger"
ROAR!
Imagine day in day out, you're trained to think like a Tiger!
"Come on Tiger!!!"
"Don't give up, you're a Tiger!!!"
"Get those guys, attack like a mother fucking TIGER!!!"
..... And it showed in his golf game, relentless, animal-like, no-mercy killer. Tiger Woods tore up the golf world. That's all fun and games when he's on the on the golf course! But these mental effects eventually linger off into the real world too. As a kid, if you believe a Tiger can be make you rich and a champion, being a Tiger must apply to other facets of life as well.
Tigers like meat. Red Meat. Raw Meat. Pink Meat. Meat on their Periods.
The truth is.... Tiger's can not be tamed!!
You can train a tiger to be domesticated, but dangle meat in front of its face long enough....his inner fire will come back out, and the tiger will eventually snap, just ask Sigfried and Roy.
You can domesticate a Tiger Woods, by getting married, signing a marriage licence, by having a family. But dangle meat in front of his face long enough.... and the tiger will eventually snap.
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