Unlesah the Tiger into your Woods

Wait, why we talking about Tiger woods?
Don't forget he's 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Thai, and only 1/4 African American (1/8 dutch, 1/8 native american).
But funny how he's considered Black!

So why is everyone making such a big deal of his Yellow ass?

 The truth is that it all started when they stopped calling him Eldrick, and started referring to him as TIGER.

Does this kid look like a Tiger to you? Skinny, nerdy, little Eldrick, was trained for something greater then what he realized. To be a Killer, to be Aggressive, to be Vicious, to be a TIGER!  I mean if his parents didn't want that ferocity out of him, they could of called anything from " Antelope to Zebra", but they went with "how to train A tiger"

ROAR!

Imagine day in day out, you're trained to think like a Tiger!

"Come on Tiger!!!"

"Don't give up, you're a Tiger!!!"

"Get those guys, attack like a mother fucking TIGER!!!"

..... And it showed in his golf game, relentless, animal-like, no-mercy killer. Tiger Woods tore up the golf world. That's all fun and games when he's on the on the golf course! But these mental effects eventually linger off into the real world too. As a kid, if you believe a Tiger can be make you rich and a champion, being a Tiger must apply to other facets of life as well.

Tigers like meat. Red Meat. Raw Meat. Pink Meat. Meat on their Periods.

The truth is.... Tiger's can not be tamed!!

You can train a tiger to be domesticated, but dangle meat in front of its face long enough....his inner fire will come back out, and the tiger will eventually snap, just ask Sigfried and Roy.

You can domesticate a Tiger Woods, by getting married, signing a marriage licence, by having a family. But dangle meat in front of his face long enough.... and the tiger will eventually snap.